Funny Quotes

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
• If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
• Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
• Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
• Imagination is more important than knowledge.
• Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.