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Funny Quotes

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
• If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
• Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
• Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
• Imagination is more important than knowledge.
• Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Search Google On your Wrist with GWatch

GOOGLE WATCH

The Google USB Search Watch (Model #8002RPA10; estimated retail $89) will bring Google’s popular search engine technology to a wristwatch. Apparently users will be able to use a modified Google API to view search results on your wrist. At launch, the “GWatch” will be limited to local search results–your zip, city, or state. Google has plans to turn the GWatch into a mobile adding widgets, RSS feeds, and YouTube videos in the future. By plugging the watch into your computer and downloading the compressed local index, you’ll be able to search more than 100 million geo-targeted web pages.

New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

***Dress Code***
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

***Sick Days***

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

***Personal Days***

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy! You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company.We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

MY HEART WILL GO ON

Every night in my dreams I see you,

I feel you That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance and spaces between us

You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,

I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart,

And my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime,

And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,

one true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,

I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart,

And my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear

And I know that my heart will go on.

We'll stay forever this way,

You are safe in my heart,

And my heart will go on and on.

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